Bar Jokes

The number twelve goes to a bar Some very common traits in two drunks Some yogurt visits a local bar Two men walked into a bar This tells me that I must be drunk I only ordered a double I bet I can bite both of my eyes My girlfriend is out in the car I know you were drunk yesterday Bad luck finding a place to hide I think I'll try a nicer approach Someone stole things from me Who keeps saying those things? The wife is not speaking to me A drunk orders himself a beer | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |